My Priorities in the Middle East

Spent all day lying in the sun at the edge of the Persian Gulf.  Was going to solve all of the Middle East's problems, but decided to get a tan instead. 

Tomorrow I go to a new country.  I'd like to name it, but I'm not allowed to identify it until I get back home.   I'm like James Bond, but without the nice car.  Or fancy clothes.  Or hot women.  Instead, I'm with a bunch of pudgy, middle-age cartoonists.   

Stay tuned.