"I was already not thrilled about Darth Plagueis. I mean why the hell do these Darths feel the need..."

"I was already not thrilled about Darth Plagueis. I mean why the hell do these Darths feel the need to advertise how evil they are? A good villain does not think he is evil. He thinks he is doing the right thing. That is what makes him so fucking scary. I mean why the hell would anyone deal with someone named Mr. Insidious? Does the Trade Federation really think this guy is gonna honor his deals? If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he'd call himself Darth Fruitbasket or something. Then when he shows up with the planet killer gun everyone would be like like "Whoa, what!?"."

- Gabe from Penny Arcade