"It's alive! It's alive!............................sorta."

I have a theory that the Democrats are conducting genetic experiments trying to produce the ultimate president. It started with Jimmy Carter who was an early attempt to create a half Christian/half Marxist. As we know it didn't turn out very well. He became confused, froze up and began to consult his daughter on nuclear proliferation policy. Their next two attempts produced a half German/half weasel and half robot/half Kitchenaid Toaster. These iterations of the perfect Democrat president w...