Daily Drivel – Idiot

So, today’s drabble is called Idiot purely because I am one; the random word I got this morning was innocent but my brain decided it was oblivious instead. Which I didn’t realised until I’d written it. Ooops?

Two mousemats, a pendrive, a pack of those individually wrapped screenwipes Phil always forgets he has in the back of a drawer. None of these he’s really needed, though are the reasonable excuses Phil has come up with to go into the shop.

The first mousemat was genuine, soake...