I Will Be Seeing You Again
I have just realized something.I am an adult.And an adult can buy anything he wants,anytime he wants.So I came home with three cakes today,with only one word written on each.Breakfast,Lunch,andDinner.
UPI ran a story today whereSouth Carolinianshave named a local alligator,"Trump-a-gator."He must be using the same spray-on tan products!
Will Rodgers once said;"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice Doggie' until you find a rock."
You know,people who have everything they want,are fond of telling people who have nothing they want,that they really don't want it.
Two Elephants meet a totally naked guy.After a while,one elephant says to the other:“I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!”
Here is a fun fact.At any given moment,about .7% of the population is drunk!
Did you hear that oxygenand magnesium went on a date?I mean,OMG!(Chemistry Joke. Get It?)
Chemists make crappy assault soldiers.They don’t have the element of surprise.
What is thirty-five-feet longand has forty-two teeth?A bus full of rednecks.
My neighbor who is a blond told her Doctor."I think I am in trouble. I swallowed an ice cube three days ago and it hasn't come out yet."
I am writing this right now while I am at my Doctor's office.She has just told me that I have a terminal illnessand only have 10 to live.I asked frantically,"Ten? Ten what? Ten months? Ten weeks?"She said,"Nine."
This is,"Eight."You Know You Might Be A Redneck When You Finally Cut The GrassAnd Find A Car,"Seven."Jim Hauenstein,"Six."
And,"Five."
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
- Jim Henson -"Four."
That is my story and I am sticking to it!"Three."
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Be Kind To Everyone."One."I'll Be Seeing You.
UPI ran a story today whereSouth Carolinianshave named a local alligator,"Trump-a-gator."He must be using the same spray-on tan products!
Will Rodgers once said;"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice Doggie' until you find a rock."
You know,people who have everything they want,are fond of telling people who have nothing they want,that they really don't want it.
Two Elephants meet a totally naked guy.After a while,one elephant says to the other:“I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!”
Here is a fun fact.At any given moment,about .7% of the population is drunk!
Did you hear that oxygenand magnesium went on a date?I mean,OMG!(Chemistry Joke. Get It?)
Chemists make crappy assault soldiers.They don’t have the element of surprise.
What is thirty-five-feet longand has forty-two teeth?A bus full of rednecks.
My neighbor who is a blond told her Doctor."I think I am in trouble. I swallowed an ice cube three days ago and it hasn't come out yet."
I am writing this right now while I am at my Doctor's office.She has just told me that I have a terminal illnessand only have 10 to live.I asked frantically,"Ten? Ten what? Ten months? Ten weeks?"She said,"Nine."
This is,"Eight."You Know You Might Be A Redneck When You Finally Cut The GrassAnd Find A Car,"Seven."Jim Hauenstein,"Six."
And,"Five."
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
- Jim Henson -"Four."
That is my story and I am sticking to it!"Three."
Like what you are reading?
Sign up as a Follower,or leave a Comment.If it's worthy enough,I'll answer you in a Post."Two."Thanks for reading.
Be Kind To Everyone."One."I'll Be Seeing You.
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