An Excerpt from THE HORROR OF SUPERVILLAINY

I thought I'd share some of what I've been working on:


"Hold on, I need to upload this to CrimeTube," I said, taking a brief moment to turn my cellphone around. "Wassup, Crimetubers! It's the Supervillain without Mercy, Grandmaster M, Merciless with the less-ness! I just hooked up with my main gal here, Weredeer, and we just trounced a zombie version of Ultragod from another dimension!"
Jane blinked. "Please don't say we hooked up. Ever. Also, I'm pretty sure that's no way anyone over thirty shoul...