To Kill or Not to Kill…

Whether tis nobler to put up with the slings and arrows of long-term fictional relationships or take up arms against them and kill them off in dramatic, inventive ways…yeah, that's the question. For me, at least. Shakespeare didn't have that problem. He killed everybody. Hamlet reads like Reservoir Dogs with more wit and Romeo and Juliet would get a hard R-rating if they filmed it as it was written.

I'm not Shakespeare, thankfully. For one thing, he's dead and I still have a lot of exploring l...