Me at Lowe's

"Hi, I need check with flooring. Can you tell me where--oops! Your mask has slipped. Pain in the butt, right? Ha, ha, ha. So it's down that way. Cool. Thanks."

"Hi, we're moving to a new place and we want to expand the wood flooring from the kitchen into the dining area. The previous owners said they got the kitchen flooring here, and--oops! Your mask has slipped. Pain in the butt, right? Ha, ha, ha. Anyway, based on this photo, can you tell me which flooring they used?"

"Hi. Your colleague over there said that you can set up a measuring appointment for us. Can you--oops! Your mask has slipped. Pain in the butt, right? Ha, ha, ha. Yes, tomorrow should be good."

Sigh.

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