The Fiver | Tottenham, Arsenal, fiascos and a maths lesson for the ages

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The world has been turned upside down in the last few months, nowhere more so than in north London. Arsenal and Tottenham, used to fighting for supremacy, are now battling to see who can be the bigger laughing stock in the closing weeks of the 2019-20 Premier League. Arsenal made a formidable statement of intent with their tragifarcical defeats at Manchester City and Brighton. Then Spurs boss José Mourinho upped the ante with a maths lesson for the ages, during which he awarded Didier Drogba an extra 113 goals under his management.

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