Not all books should be recorded

WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE, a book I have never read, consists of only ten sentences, yet it is the second most popular audio book in the iTunes Music Store. 

Who purchases a ten sentence audio book, even if it's only 95 cents? 

According to the product description, the recording is six minutes long.  Six minutes to read ten sentences?  I may just have to purchase the audio book to figure out what the hell is going on during this recording.  

As if to highlight the lunacy of a...