Honey, I'm Home!

Having a creative imagination can be a frightening gift.  For example, last night I drove home from the office to find the house locked and Wayne missing.  All the cars were home, so I did a quick search of the house.

Wayne wasn't anywhere to be found.  I started dinner, but my head was filled with dread.  Fearing Wayne might have had a heart attack, I searched outside and looked down from the deck into the ravine next to our home.  Ninety minutes later panic mode started to set in.

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