A State That's Untouchable, Like Eliot Ness

Instead of hitting you with our weekly Bad Movie Friday entry, we've decided to round out our cough-syrup trilogy with a classic ad: Oddjob shilling for Vicks Formula 44. Good thing there's no narcotic in there to slow him down. And the phenylpropanolamine should make him a much more energetic opponent for Mr. Bond.

We're also ditching the movies this Friday because we're in a rush—not only on deadline, but also prepping for a weeklong trip out to the Bay Area. Next week we'll be...