D&D Out of Context- 40 of My Favorite Quotes

So after being a Dungeon Master for a year now I thought it would be funny to share some of my favorite quotes of why I love this game, and how it’s difficult to explain.

Without further ado, the following is D&D out of context-

Number One

“Paladin NPC- “Sir, why do you hang around such company as this?”

 Barbarian Dragonborn pivots with eyes bulging. “What! What do you mean?”

NPC- “Well, I’m no detective, but you brought a goat inside the inn, sir.”

Barbarian- “Him! He’s a GOD...