My iPhone is Making Me Hate People

You know what drives me crazy? When people act like they don't understand your auto correct. A scenario like this has happened to me about 100 times thanks to the intersection of idiot people and an idiot iPhone.

Me: Sorry running late be there a little layer than I thought!

Them: ?? Huh? Layer?

REALLY? Really. You honestly don't understand what I was trying to say? Seriously. If I accidentally wrote Yeah teh movie was great! would you still be like ???!? wtf derrrrr???!

And you know what else? The ? and ! keys are right next to each other on the iPhone–but you wouldn't know that because you're still clinging desperately to your Razr–so you're also going to flip the F out when I text Yes you guy should totally come?.

But that's nothing compared to the absolute meltdown you'll have when my thumb accidentally hits the J instead of K and you get a text reading OJ. I literally had a someone reply "Um, orange juice?" No you retard, it's a typo.

 

Maybe it's because I'm a writer so the people I'm texting assume that my digital grammar and punctuation is going to be FLAWLESS but mentally I'm about 17 years old so that comes through loud and clear when I text.