The Secret's Out!

I guess this post may need a secret handshake to enter. Do you know it? If you attempted anything then you are cut. We don't want any germy mitts touching us. You can keep your cooties. So there is a secret handshake for you. The secret is that there is no secret. Would that be a secret? Beats the heck out of me. I'll get on with it though before my secret not so secret is never again a secret.

Writers have secrets! What are one or two of yours, something readers would never know from your work?

Well considering there is a lot of me in a few of the books and that I have a blabbing rhyming cat that has been spilling things for a decade, I don't think I have anything to reveal. Would that be the big reveal? Could count. We can make it so by saying so, right? Made so. The secret is that there is no secrets. See? We were going somewhere with the blithering at the start.

I'm sure I have a few left though that no one knows, but then I suppose there is a reason no one knows them. Can't really think of any though, as someone knows pretty much everything. Even if it is just one person, that means it is no longer a secret. If one person finds out, unless you off them after telling them, you can bet another will and onward it will go. So pfffft to secrets and away we go.

What? You really really need one? Fine. It isn't a secret because it has been told before but I don't wear underwear. The cat has told you that many a time. Now you know for sure less the rhyme. Happy? Weren't you just dying to know that?

Do you have any secrets that you want to share? Are you a sharer? An over sharer? Do you hate me using sharer so much? Maybe you have had your fair share. Or not so fair share. Have you ever written a secret into a blog post or book? Are you undies free?

Enjoy life, forget the strife.