starstuffandalotofcoffee:
bring back Georgian-era sentence structure. fuck this single clause Hemingway bullshit; I want to string the reader along for pages, to link, however disparate, an endless array of actions using every form of punctuation I can imagine - even those I rarely use - and generally be as incoherent as possible (though it is to be said that this is for internet and casual use, and not for increasing the impenetrability of research papers, a far less noble goal than the one I proposed).
This is literally the only way I know how to write, lol. My social media posts are like this. My damned TEXTS use semicolons. I only wish I were kidding.
Published on May 27, 2020 22:21