Allow Me to Vent

Nothing serious for today's vent. Just a minor annoyance. What is it? I hate those sharp pointy things that they use at the dentist's to scrape your teeth. I hate everything about them. I hate the sound they make, the feeling they give you as they grate against your bicuspids, the sharp jab they give your gums now and then. Surely, after all these advances in science and medicine, there must be something better to use to clean teeth with. Isn't this why we invented lasers? Come on, dentists! ...