Leaning on Assumptions

In doing a little research on the lethality of sipping syrup, we came across this concise account of Johnny Jolly's legal woes. It seems the Green Bay Packers defensive end got caught with some liquid codeine in his native Houston. But he's apparently in the clear for the moment, due to some rather strange circumstances:

Donna Hawkins, spokeswoman for the Harris County district attorney's office, said the Houston Police Department recently acquired a new piece of equipment that measures the...