Ask General Kang: How much time should I be spending on Social Media every day?

None.

Next question.

No, seriously, what is the right amount?

It depends. Do you have other things to do? Like, I don't know, a job? Let's assume yes, and let's assume it's about eight hours a day. Okay, so that leaves you 17.

17?

Sorry, I keep forgetting your stupid Earth day only has 24 hours. So, yes, 16 hours. Let's book eight for sleep, which is average, so we're down to eight. I'm going to assume you have an hour of commuting to get to work, because that's the average here in...