here is a blog post just glad to be bloggin i know that i've been lax on the bloggin in the past but you should all know how much i care and wanna be

hello my name is daniel james bailey
i want to show you some things

here is a baby made of grass

here is a watch that tells you when someone is thinking about killing you

here is a goblin that wants to live under your stairs and clean your apartment with its blood

here is a grape that when you smash it between you ass cheeks will feed the world three times over

here is a thing that will make you more powerful and make more people read your blog and make you a better poet

here is the grand canyon filled with all the dead kids in dead poets society while everyone who played an extra in that movie stands above and laughs

today on a walk with the dog i saw man clap four times and then yell "IM COMING UP. IM COMING UP. IM COMING UP," while pumping both fists in the air and then "THANK YOU JESUS. THANK YOU JESUS. THANK YOU JESUS. THANK YOU JESUS."

here is me as a baby

here is a golf ball after hearing about tiger woods losing sponsorships

here is a map of the world if the mormons are right

here is how to get from denver to hell (just change denver to wherever you live if you want to go to hell)

here is a baby made of angels