Why Your Life Sucks in Three Simple Pictures

Jessica Hagy in Forbes wrote a piece entitled  How To Be More Interesting (In 10 Easy Steps).  It's an insightful and amusing piece, but had I been her editor, I would have paired her ten steps (I never trust a list consisting of ten items) down to three and retitled the piece:

Why You're Life Sucks in Three Simple Pictures.

I thought these three pictures probably capture about seventy-five percent of the reasons for human unhappiness.