On the Internet

On the internet
You may find love.
Regret.
God above.
(Or nature
Or some other creator).

On the internet regret
Is sold
For gold.
At the click of a mouse
A foreign spouse
Will come to stay
(If you can pay!).

Or a lover for the night
Will bring you sweet delight
But you must have money
To pay for your honey.

The web may mangle
And the unwary entangle
In pleasure and pain.
But, much is mundane
For there is nothing shocking
About food shopping.