Investigation, Mediation, Vindication: Chapter 3

Ill be counting down to the May 19th release of Investigation, Mediation, Vindication by sharing sample chapters, advance reviews, content warnings, and whatever else seems fun. In previous chapters, John nearly died at the pincers of two attacking crab cosplayers, and has learned that it was because of a Yellow Pages ad he placed (while drunk) that identified him as a mediator. The problem is that he is not, in fact, a mediator. Chapter 3 picks up right after he discloses that information to...