WhatsOnStage Q & A: Pandemic Edition

1) Who are you locked down with?

My extremely fabulous and famous cat Tatiana Angela Lansbury Romanov, who is a great teacher in this time of self-isolation. She leads by example, you see, for Tati has been practicing social-distancing and an excessive amount of permissive self-love, every day of her fabulous life.

Tati is not a doing she is a being. In times of anxiety I will gaze over at Tati and ask: Tati, what would YOU do? And her forthright little face will silently say Why yes Hooman,...