At Three In The Morning

My attempt at the daily drivel things Ive been doing on and off for the past few weeks turned into a sneak peek from the book Im almost done writing, told from an alternative point of view. Its just a silly domestic scene, spawned because my random word generator spat the word sneak at me. Enjoy!

Okay. So how the hell is he getting out of this without both revealing himself and making, potentially, the biggest mess he has ever made? At least in this room. Was it even worth it? All this...