Early Onset of Night: So I went down to the Co-op today to get some peanut butter and what in the fuck?
11.2 million dollars per gram for organic peanut butter. Gal in front of me was buying a jar and she actually had the title to her car and was signing it over.
Shit, man.
The guy behind the counter, you know the young one with the afro, he says there was a tragic peanut crop failure.
"Well, it…
How is this possible? In the UK you cant get Peanut Butter unless it's in a jar. No other way to buy it.
Personally I hate the stuff.
Well, this is a food co-op. We, the people who shop there, own it. You can also shop there if you're not an owner, but it only costs 20 bucks to buy in and you get a 10% discount, so it's worth buying in. The food is all natural, organic, and local whenever possible. Purchased in bulk. There's usually a big tub of peanut butter (ingredients: organic peanuts) and you can scoop out as much as you want and put it into your own container. It's the same with most of the other food there: beans, rices, flours, sugars, salts, olive oil, just about everything. There's also some packaged food as well (as long as it's natural and organic). Today I ate an free-range egg that was laid the day before yesterday just 8 miles from here. It cost about a dime more than a factory egg. It had better flavor and, unlike most American food, wasn't even poisonous. Too bad you guys don't have anything like this over there, but then, your food is probably much better than American food. We're essentially eating genetically modified plastic on this side of the pond and have to take matters into our own hands.
