Some Waggish Thoughts on the Pandemic

I know it’s not that easy to joke or laugh about the Wuhan Coronavirus that China unleashed on the world, but sometimes I think a little levity helps us deal with the challenges all of us are facing. The other day a friend sent me the following list of thoughts, so I thought I would pass them on. I hope they lighten the load a bit.

Now would probably be a good time to re-pave the roads.
COVID-19 has grocery shelves looking like the Cincinnati Bengals trophy cases.
Just read that tonight’s Powerball is up to 275 rolls of Angel Soft toilet paper! [image error]
Many parents are about to discover the teacher was not the problem.
3 hours into homeschooling and 1 is suspended for skipping class and the other one has already been expelled.
Homeschool day 1: wondering how I can get this kid transferred out of my class.
This is the day dogs have been waiting for. They realize their owners can’t leave the house and they get them 24/7. Dogs are rejoicing everywhere. Cats are contemplating suicide.
I wonder if God got so mad about all of our fighting down here that He sent us to our rooms? [image error]
Don’t know why my fishing buddy is worried about the coronavirus, he never catches anything!
The truth is, it’s not so boring at home. But it’s interesting that one bag of rice has 7,456 grains and another has 7,489.
We are about 1 week away from knowing everyone’s true hair color!!!
I’ve eaten 22 times and taken 13 naps and it’s still today!