A Message from the WHO and CDC: You are getting sleepy! (Satire)

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By Dr. John Reizer

Wash your hands and do not touch your face! Wear masks in public. Cough in the bend of your elbow. Self-isolate from other people. Stand six feet apart from others. The virus is stronger than your immune system. You are weak and can catch the virus. Your eyes are getting heavy. You are falling asleep. Stay home and be afraid of the virus. Vaccines are good for you!

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Wash your hands and do not touch your face! Wear masks in public. Cough in the bend of your elbow. Self-isolate from other people. Stand six feet apart from others. The virus is stronger than your immune system. You are weak and can catch the virus. Your eyes are getting heavy. You are falling asleep. Stay home and be afraid of the virus. Vaccines are good for you!

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Wash your hands and do not touch your face! Wear masks in public. Cough in the bend of your elbow. Self-isolate from other people. Stand six feet apart from others. The virus is stronger than your immune system. You are weak and can catch the virus. Your eyes are getting heavy. You are falling asleep. Stay home and be afraid of the virus. Vaccines are good for you!

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Wash your hands and do not touch your face! Wear masks in public. Cough in the bend of your elbow. Self-isolate from other people. Stand six feet apart from others. The virus is stronger than your immune system. You are weak and can catch the virus. Your eyes are getting heavy. You are falling asleep. Stay home and be afraid of the virus. Vaccines are good for you!

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Wash your hands and do not touch your face! Wear masks in public. Cough in the bend of your elbow. Self-isolate from other people. Stand six feet apart from others. The virus is stronger than your immune system. You are weak and can catch the virus. Your eyes are getting heavy. You are falling asleep. Stay home and be afraid of the virus. Vaccines are good for you!

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Wash your hands and do not touch your face! Wear masks in public. Cough in the bend of your elbow. Self-isolate from other people. Stand six feet apart from others. The virus is stronger than your immune system. You are weak and can catch the virus. Your eyes are getting heavy. You are falling asleep. Stay home and be afraid of the virus. Vaccines are good for you!

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Wash your hands and do not touch your face! Wear masks in public. Cough in the bend of your elbow. Self-isolate from other people. Stand six feet apart from others. The virus is stronger than your immune system. You are weak and can catch the virus. Your eyes are getting heavy. You are falling asleep. Stay home and be afraid of the virus. Vaccines are good for you!

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Wash your hands and do not touch your face! Wear masks in public. Cough in the bend of your elbow. Self-isolate from other people. Stand six feet apart from others. The virus is stronger than your immune system. You are weak and can catch the virus. Your eyes are getting heavy. You are falling asleep. Stay home and be afraid of the virus. Vaccines are good for you!

This has been a message from the WHO and CDC.