curse your sudden but inevitable internet failure

If you've been keeping up with me on Twitter, then you know I've been having some internet issues as of late. At first, these issues appeared to be purely a matter of my own imagination. While I was home alone, I had no internet. The moment the husband came home, as if he were wearing magic internet underpants or something, the internet was restored.

It happened again today/tonight*; but now we think (maybe) we've figured it out. The hypothetical solution, of course, doesn't make a lick of ...