Where is Boris?

Now this topic has been burning away on social media all day.  I can tell you he is not online as much, as Chevening has it’s own IP I imagine Chequers also does, so I am guessing he is either using his mobile or he has no access to the internet.

We have seen a variety of hilarious fanboi excuses today, including mentions of his ‘heavily pregnant fiance’ – I am guessing these people think that celebrity pregnancies are a bit like soap opera pregnancies with artifically speeded up gestation.

Personally, were I blessed with privilige and running the country, I would be seen to do as much as possible for the thousands of families who are losing members at the moment, whether that was effective or not. (Opting out just means you are your father all over again.)

The fact he is demonstrating that he and the totty are far more important that anything you or public services could possibly need tells you a lot about the failures of the British system.  He is hoisting himself by his own petard (and if you are using the mobile Boris, please interpret this as my kicking your ass to save it)

Piers Morgan has finally become useful as a surrogate opposition, since we no longer have one, and even The Times has today published a damning article about the mismanagement of the pandemic. It is not looking very good. (I know you are a whizz at PR Boris, but eventually even the fanbois will know someone who died.)

The fanboi tories online are expressing great outrage that anyone would question anything Boris does, as if the 130000 dead under austerity and however many they kill this time don’t exist because they don’t have their faces on the TV.  They don’t even seem to give a shit about the relatively well off doctors and nurses dying due to inadequate PPE because the intention was for them to be the weapons of this eugenics project and spread the virus whilst treating other things.  You have to admit, it is an incredibly effective way of reducing ultimate burden on the NHS if you wipe out the patients. It is basically what was done to my parents and many other elderly people every day, they have just extended it.

For the record, if you cannot be bothered taking responsibility at this point, I think maybe resigning might be an option since hiding until you’re well is just going to cause you more problems later.  Grief takes longer than a couple of weeks, and there are an awful lot of people grieving.  I am sure the totty won’t care, since she apparently does not care about terribly much.

In the event that you are being parked because Elliot and Cummings came up with this, and as I suspect you are merely the lead vocalist of a rather dirgy death metal band, then we need to get you out of there and you need to find alternative allies rather than continuing to play along with this.  It seems that what is likely to come next is the inevitable attempt at a mandatory vaccine and probably ID scheme.

Basically what I would do is this:  Appear on camera, mask goggle and glove up and tell everyone else to also find some means of doing so as it will shorten the period of lockdown.  People are still wandering around as if they are on holiday and are FAILING TO TAKE PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY FOR ENDING THE LOCKDOWN.

I would make this a key point as it is prolonging the economic damage, and tories are most certainly central to it.  Introduce them to the idea that they should not need to be parented, that sounds very tory.

Take personal responsibility for resolving the matter of procurement preventing Matt Hancock adequately supplying the NHS and shout about doing it.

Get rid of some key people and replace them with people who actually care and who you have thus far not been encouraged to listen to.

Replace Cummings with someone who has your best interests at heart rather than indulging in immature ramblings due to their megalamania.  If the totty doesn’t make you happy, let her down gently and move on with a grown up.

Here is some Mongolian death metal to cheer you up in the meantime.  Your PR team is shit, and I am very pissed off with you.  I offered to help and your sidekick failed to respond.  This could have been avoided.

Ina

 

 

 

 

 

The post Where is Boris? appeared first on Blogging Ina Disguise.