The Ron Paulians are not amused.

Which is ok. You know that I'm writing HUMOR, right? I am not making arguments or trying to be insightful. I'm just trying to be a smartass and, clearly, I have succeeded swimmingly.

I could just as easily write my political shit from a right-wing standpoint. I'm dead serious. Maybe I will just for laughs.

I don't give a shit about politics. I don't believe in it. I'm a political atheist. When you vote, you waste time, that's what I think. Politics is a show put on to distract us from where the real power is, so it's fake. It's like a pair of those plastic California ball boobs.

I write to make people laugh. I write to make them cry. I write to make them think. I write to scare the fuck out of them. I write to piss them off.

That's all.