Hey, authors! We will be hosting a book fair May 18 through 24. Signup details are in this post.

Dear humans,

The female is a lot closer to USA Today qualifications than she thought possible even a week ago, and as such, were opening the blog for authors to participate in a book fair between May 18 through 24. Every day, we will feature a new collection of books. We will include snarky commentary, and we will note if weve read the book, how much the book costs, and so on.

We have set up a few restrictions for the titles, but well include warnings on the type of reader the book is for,...