You'll have to pry my computer from my cold, dead hands

[image error]Ugh. My computer has decided to malfunction, with the appearance of a wide black strip down the right side of the screen. I have a Genius Bar appointment one hour from now, and you just know they're going to have to send my computer somewhere for repair. This thing is like an appendage; I may have to start wearing a sling. I probably won't be able to blog, either, which sucks since I have a craazy celebrity interview coming up on Thursday. (I could have given you the fun back story....