Under The Influence...r

Sitting high. Sitting low.One's for me, don't you know.Unless you don't. Then you won't.But I can change won't to don't.
Maybe can. Maybe can't.There is a kinda slippery slant.Could use slant. Could use slope.Maybe slape if they elope.
Slape's the way. Slape's the best.You'll now use it like all the rest.Why is that? Why you say?Don't ask why and just slape away.
Say it often. Say it quiet.If you're loud slape may riot.So let it flow. Let it sink.If you don't, you'll go down the drink.
No time to think. No time to master.Either or is like drying plaster.So say it with her. So say it with him.If you don't, you'll be out on a limb.
The limb will snap. Down you'll fall.You'll be the slapeless one of all.Slapeless and bare. Slapeless and free.You'll even be slapeless when you pee.
So be a sheep. Be a cow.Either one doesn't meow.Although one regurgitates and eats twice.The slapeless mass may find that nice.
So regurgitate one. Regurgitate all.Follow the little bouncy ball.The one I started. The one I threw.For I have just influenced you. 
Influenced today. Influenced now.What hooked it was the regurgitating cow. I know my stuff. I know your wants.These are for more than merely taunts.
For I'm on top. For I'm the eyes.Both of which must mean I'm wise.Slapeless commands. Slapeless is vital.As now I can put influencer in my title.
Are you going to be a slapeless using horde now? What? You didn't like being called a cow? But but but I'm an influencer at my sea. You have to believe everything from me. Pfffffffffft is the way. I see that stupid word on many a display. And they usually have 100 followers or so. My, an influencing they sure can go. Maybe they are influencing their mutt. After all, they eat poop and sniff a butt. See any influencers at your sea? Every hear the word set free? I think I'll stick to my usual way of sass and stay a not so slapeless little rhyming ass.

Influence with an R means you'll go far.