The Apocalypse and Me (Part 1)

If you’ll indulge me, I want to talk to you about toilet paper. AKA Gold on a Roll. 2-Ply Platinum. Under-the-Sink Silver. (I just made  those up—feel free to use.) I have a confession about TP. Actually, it’s more like a brag: I started buying an extra pack here and there starting way back in […]