March 31, 2020: Send cookies. Spike them with Vodka.

Dear humans,

Please enjoy this picture of a mountain road cutting through the Sierras. It is pretty. The female enjoyed the drive.

Send cookies, and spike them with vodka. The female is having a day. She needs to get writing done and editing completed, but she wants to go back to bed and have a do-over.

Honestly, you could just send the vodka. It would only take a shot to knock her off her ass. She doesnt handle liquor well at all.

Huh. Actually, skip the vodka. Those in a drunken stupor...

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Published on March 31, 2020 10:18
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