FRIEND ENDS WITH END

I just recieved this message in my GoodReads.com inbox…..

Hello,

Thank you for your interest in friending me, but I'm looking for friends who read similar books to what I read, who have more BOOKS listed than FRIENDS, and who's main objective is not trying to sell me something.

Sincerely,

Patti

My reply was…..

Please! Buy my book! Pay double the price! I can't feed my children!!!!!!!

My question is…..

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU TAKE THE TIME TO SEND ME A MESSAGE TELLING ME YOU DON'T WANT TO BE MY FRIEND!?

#GoFuckYourself