The illusion of control

Yeah, so I am this chap who totally hates getting out of his house (out of his bed, to be totally honest), as almost all my friends will testify. And, the said friends automatically assume that, in these days of quarantine, it would feel no different from my regular days for me. And, to be honest, so did I. Surprisingly, now that I am not allowed to go out, the great outdoors beckons to me