Happy Friday: A Most Erotic Conversation

Really, in fact. This is the dirtiest thing you'll read this week, and it occurred in the car the other day with my Supportive Husband.

Dear reader...we were talking about this:

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Me: ...Actually, I think my biggest indulgence this week is the emo toilet paper. Which is quite sad.

H: D'you know what, though? I walk into the bathroom and it totally brightens the place up.

Me: Really?

H: Really.

[Pause]

Me: It's only limited edition. Which is sort of frightening.

H: It is? Shit. We need to BUY IT ALL, RIGHT NOW.

[Another pause]

Me: You're serious, aren't you?

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