Humans are Weird---But Good Spambots are Weirder

So I got this in my inbox today.....

Hey Betty,
 
I was searching some article in the “Coating and Polymer Industry” and I came across your page: - (http://www.authorbettyadams.com/bettys-blog/humans-are-weird-rituals)
I’d say the article is a complete resource.
Just to let you know that your audience searching about the “Carbon Black” might be looking for the Technical datasheet available for download.
These datasheets can be accessible without any cost so no commercial value.
So, I recommended adding “suspicious external link" which could further help your audience.
Let me know if you need any further help
Cheers,
Paul

I’d say the article is a complete resource.
I’d say the article is a complete resource.
I’d say the article is a complete resource.

Well then. I'm flattered that my silly little science fiction story about human absurdity is "a complete resource". 

But dang, that is a pretty convincing bot. I am only protected by the complete absurdity of my content, and only warned by the fact that the sender was not horrified by the concept....