The Pickle Slicer Joke

Jokes will keep us sane. Heres one of my favorites:

Mr. Jones worked at the pickle factory for twenty years. He was on the assembly line, just a few feet from the pickle slicer.

One day he came home with his hands in his pockets, tears running down his face.

Mrs. Jones ran to him. What happened?

I was fired today.

What?

For twenty years I worked on the assembly line, and each day Ive had this terrible urge to put my finger in the pickle slicer. Today, I could resist no more, and I put my...