Non-starter

Elysha and I were watching Mad Men last night and saw Trudy wearing this unique piece of maternity lingerie. 

I immediately offered to purchase it for Elysha.  I'd scour the Earth until I found it, I assured her.  Flea markets, second-hand stores, costume departments… I'd leave no stone unturned in my relentless pursuit to find this artifact of the 1960s.      

She declined.  Vehemently.