The man who understood nothing until there was nothing left to understand.

Well, it’s time to hunker down for a while here in the UK – local schools are closing for deep cleans and the nearest supermarkets are looking a lot like a scene from the second or third episode of Fear The Walking Dead.

Will I get more writing done with all this quality free time, or is it a nudge from the universe to binge-watch Netflix/Prime and download the new Federations Update of the best PC space strategy game, Stellaris? Questions, questions, and so few answers.

One thing is certain, last year would have been a very good time to get that singing Japanese toilet with seventy-six bidet functions I’ve been lusting after, but never financially justifying since I came back from Tokyo.

If you have some unexpected free time on your hands, I am putting up the second chapter of my new comedy science fiction novel on Patreon tomorrow for download.

Get yourself over to https://www.patreon.com/stephenhunt to join me.

The paper books may sell out along with all the bog roll and paracetamol (yeah, yeah: if only), but the pixels will remain forever!

Stay healthy and well, my friends.

Chance Zapman and the Planet of Deadly Doom