Characters named after electronic device addiction and sexually transmitted diseases

Years ago, I was reading CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY to my students. It was the third year that I had read the book to one of my classes, and having grown bored with it, I decided to take liberties with the story, adding in three children that did not exist in the original text. I would hold the book in front of me, occasionally turning the pages, pretending to read, and instead I would describe the antics of three additional brats who the factory eventually consumed.

I don't remember...