I Think We All Need Some Humor (Humour)

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Things have gotten pretty serious over the past week. I thought you might appreciate a little humor. Some of these you may have seen before, but others are likely to be new. Apparently, these are actual signs, headlines, ads, etc. Enjoy! (P.S. All typos are theirs!)

 

Students Cook and Serve Grandparents (headline)

 

Manure woman requires work. Not to heavy, 20+ hours per week (ad)

 

County Spelling Bee Postoned One More Time (headline)

 

Statistics Show That Teen Pregnancy Drops Off Significantly After Age 25 (headline)

 

Want to Spell Like a Champ? Read Wenster’s Dictionary (ad)

 

Midget Sues Grocer, Cites Belittling Remarks (politically incorrect headline – sorry)

 

Honey mustard chicken diapers with dipping sauce (menu item)

 

School Suplies (sign)

 

Employees must wash hands before living (sign)

 

One in For Kids Drops Out of High School (headline – and they work for this newspaper!)

 

One-Armed Man Applauds the Kindness of Strangers (headline – wrong word choice!)

 

Man Accused of Killing Lawyer Receives a New Attorney (headline)

 

Imagine More Snacks Than You Can Imagine (ad)

 

Bishops Agree Sex Abuse Rules (headline)

 

Child Care Provider. Apply in person, Jack and Kill Childcare (want ad)

 

Students Get First Hand Job Experience (headline – hyphens are important!)

 

Marijuana Issue Sent to Joint Committee (headline)

 

Tables are for eating customers only: No loitering (sign)

 

No Pubic Restroom (sign)

 

Correction: A headline on an item of the Enquirer Bulletin incorrectly states “Stolen Groceries.” It should have read “Homicide.” (newspaper correction – HUH??)

 

So Fun, They Won’t Even Know Their Learning (ad)

 

It Takes Many Ingredients to Make Burger King Great, but “Our secret ingredient is our people.” (ad)

 

Violators will be towed and find $50 (promise?)
 
Stay Well and Stay Calm