Can’t Find Any Toilet Paper?

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Ive been amused by the reports that people are buying up all the toilet paper because of coronavirus fears. What?? Surely toilet paper cannot be at the top of the list of what anyone really NEEDS in a health crisis. The trend seems to indicate weve gotten sadly out of touch with reality.

What can you use for toilet paper if you and the store are out of toilet paper?

Cut newspaper to handy sizes.

What other relatively soft paper is available? Grocery store receipts? Other waste paper?...