My Pompous Discourse on CUJO

"You see, Grey, this is not just a novel about a rabid dog who eats a bunch of people. It's a tale of the fragility and resilience of marriage, of the terrors of childhood, of how feral a protective mother can become when backed into a corner. It's part of the history of a small town. It's an absolutely fascinating tale of the advertising business. And it's a tale of why you should keep your car well maintained."

-- Me