I Made A Thing

This is the part where you’re probably expecting that I made a thing out of paper and words and stuff, and you’d be wrong.

I made this:

This is a thing.

So I’m a fan of the Great British Baking Show. It’s wholesome and pure, which is something this world greatly needs. People doing cool shit for no other reason than to get props for being cool at shit, and everyone being super nice and helpful along the way? Sign me up all day. But it also means that I, a person who should’ve probably bought...