Trash Inspection 3

When Detective Blantan first saw the dumpster, it had a pair of legs sticking out either side like a insect turned upside down in a mawkish parody of dead vermin. One pair of legs spoke.

"This is a veritable cornucopia of written uber-verbage. Each piece is like a babe breaching its nine-month night into a cold day, screaming and vying for succor from its dead mother," a disembodied voice said. From inside the dumpster papers flew into the air like crows from karaoke and then settled back like...