Trash Inspection 5
NOTE: You must read this in the gruff voice of a 1950's PI…
Mahoney and Ellis sifted through the mountains of slush. Ream upon ream of paper piled up in their wake like the chum-laden foam behind a shark fishing boat. Pages bloodied from paper cuts. The scent of a thousand perfumes permeated the air, wafting up from the most overtly hopeful of the romance manuscripts. It was almost enough to make a tough guy cry. Almost.
"Why are you crying, you pussy?" Mahoney asked Ellis.
"It's this cookbook ...
Mahoney and Ellis sifted through the mountains of slush. Ream upon ream of paper piled up in their wake like the chum-laden foam behind a shark fishing boat. Pages bloodied from paper cuts. The scent of a thousand perfumes permeated the air, wafting up from the most overtly hopeful of the romance manuscripts. It was almost enough to make a tough guy cry. Almost.
"Why are you crying, you pussy?" Mahoney asked Ellis.
"It's this cookbook ...
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